Wayne Rooney rhyme

There once was a young lad called Wayne,and it was from near the Mersey that he came.From quite a young age he developed a tastefor the ladies upon whom money you waste.The rumour went that it was around the bingo hallwhere our Wayne used to trawl;looking for that special grannyand then trading his cash for fanny.Since those old days a lot has changed,some would even say that our Wayne is less